**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Randomize