kristin has been a bad kristin
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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