alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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