You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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