Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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