Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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