Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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