He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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