Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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