do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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