shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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