Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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