She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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