Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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