no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
When are your genitals available?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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