Plan B is the new Plan A
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You were trust falling into bushes
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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