I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
bring money and cleavage
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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