I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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