Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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