Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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