it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i barfeds in our rink
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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