Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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