the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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