Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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