I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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