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He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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Vodka?
Forever.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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