he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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