How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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