How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize