She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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