Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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