Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I need to calm my uterus...
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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