we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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