My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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