Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My feet surprised me
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