you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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