You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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