He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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