He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
she peed on how many people?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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