8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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my poor anus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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