just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
you never un-have a 4some
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
