Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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