Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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