I want to make a zoo with you.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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