Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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