Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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