There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
