I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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