guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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