Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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