yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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