you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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