Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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